Basically my blog for anything and everything that strikes my fancy. Expect sarcasm, humor, and cats

Looking on the bright side

How the gods handle their children's death:

  • Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the age of time. They died a hero and will end in the paradise of Elysium.
  • Greeks: NONNOOOONONONONNOOOONONONONNNOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Greeks: *wails*
  • Greeks: *starts war* NONONONONOONNONO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

(via happiest)

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

(Source: lover-gem, via bluesnapdragon)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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(via composureatthedisco)

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

(via tic-tac-bergerac)